OK, folks. All new trivia questions pertaining to the President of the United States, the Abominable Obama, or his full full name, Barack Saddam Hussein Obama Bin Laden, furnished to us by someone at the message boards at Eric Carmen's website. Take notes and study. Pop quiz when you least expect (snark snark!).
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Happy Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
Q: What does Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the Ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!!
Did you pass? Good!
Peace,
BMP
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Happy Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
Q: What does Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the Ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!!
Did you pass? Good!
Peace,
BMP
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