The latest line of children's instructional toys can be found at The Curt Jester. Everything from chant CD's to the keys to heaven. You'll love how Baby Augustine teaches your child how to be a good Catholic.
And while Baby Augustine comes with a chant CD and instructions on good liturgy, our new counterpart, Baby Benedict will teach your child to crack down on liturgical abuses and really bad music.
Finally, in consumer news, the Church has recalled Baby Haugend'aas, the liturgical instruction product endorsed by NaPalM that's been around for... well... too long. The Vatican has asked for this product, which teaches your child how to play insipid little jingles and ditties, to be removed as quickly as humanly possible.Peace,
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